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THE FUNNY RELATIONSHIP
BRITS HAVE WITH MONEY

Plum joke book

Let’s face it, we all have a funny relationship with money. It’s the one topic we’d rather avoid, even though it could be the key to unlocking better financial habits.


Our money's no laughing matter

UK households have £300bn lying dormant in non-interest bearing accounts. That could be up to £15bn lost in interest this year*!


Maybe if money was less of a taboo topic, we'd hold on to more of it.


Graph showing that 49% of us avoid money talk

*Bank of England monthly deposits to non-interest bearing sight accounts, Dec 2024. Interest figures based on best easy access rate of 4.66%.

Making your finances less overwhelming with humour

Enter: Mark Simmons, the award-winning comedian, to help us make money matters a lot more chuckle-worthy.


With his sharp wit and Plum’s clever tools, you’ll go from “uh-oh” to “aha!” when it comes to your finances.

mark simmons comedian standing in a crowd

What you've been waiting for: the jokes!

We challenged Mark to switch gears from stand-up to saving up and create a joke book packed with the best (and silliest) money jokes around. The result? A laugh-out-loud guide to help you tackle your funny (and sometimes questionable) relationship with money.


Ready for a giggle? Remember: this content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered as financial advice!

Improv-ing your finances (one joke at a time)

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Time for change (and a laugh)

Money matters should be talked about, not avoided. 
So, don’t let your fears hold you back.

Download the Plum app today to break the taboo and make your money work for you. 


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